can someone change the F’s to D’s so he can drown in them?
(Source: skycold)
THIS OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL OH MY GOD
I love Old Spice so much.
bae caught me slippin
(Source: circus-runaway)
(Source: iuzy)
story time.
So here I am, just getting out of work, walking to my car, and I’m running on auto pilot. I go to unlock my car, and it doesn’t open right away. I try again, jiggle the handle….nothing. As I try again, I look in the back. There are things back there that I don’t remember being there. Then I realize, “I’M TRYING TO OPEN SOMEONE ELSES CAR. ABORT. ABORT.” As I turn around to get to my car, guess who I see.. the owner of the car; a 40-something-year-old, blonde, white woman who is obviously terrified that there is a young black man trying to break into her car. I stammer to try to explain what’s really going on, but I don’t think she bought it, because she gave me “likely excuse, you hoodlum” look…. I should have robbed her.
Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?
(Credit goes to hrmphfft and redemtiondot) I hope one day there is just a pile of bodies and a very frustrated Satan.THANKS, I WAS WAITING FOR THE COMBINED POST
YES, GOOD, MORE!!
YOU HAVE TO PLEASE!!
(Source: brisasmith)
imagine if this was enforced in jail
CARRY YOUR BABY LIKE A MAN
I paused my netflix here and I can’t stop laughing. ohmygod.
from season 2 episode 9.
This is how I like to wash dishes.
