Tumblr (3.0; @vlpaulieb)http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xhikAaFA1qcb58yo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xhikAaFA1qcb58yo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keepdrinkingpoison.tumblr.com/post/50957417429/greatest-pick-up-of-all-time">keepdrinkingpoison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Greatest pick up of all time</p> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51154048897http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51154048897Thu, 23 May 2013 12:12:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczfppLEFB1rcjq6vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51153136564http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51153136564Thu, 23 May 2013 11:54:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczfppLEFB1rcjq6vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51152980013http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51152980013Thu, 23 May 2013 11:51:33 -0400<p><span>If we listen to each others heart, we&#8217;ll find we&#8217;re never too far apart, and maybe love is the reason why for the first time ever we&#8217;re seeing it I2I</span><span><br/></span></p> <p><span><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/00121e3bab7f05658db1671394ee1145/tumblr_inline_mn9ddhzgSe1qz4rgp.png"/></span></p>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51152971807http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51152971807Thu, 23 May 2013 11:51:00 -0400a goofy moviepowerlinegoofymaxhe's only powerline dadthe biggest rockstar on the planet<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e98058bccd8cf717613b3143d95540c4/tumblr_mlvymzP1eI1rnv8koo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/51145767993/everything-love">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51151559291http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51151559291Thu, 23 May 2013 11:23:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah6xzxael1qdon07o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51149867244http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51149867244Thu, 23 May 2013 10:47:23 -0400<blockquote> <p>when i’m married my partner and i will have:</p> <ul><li>morning sex</li> <li>afternoon sex</li> <li>dinner sex</li> <li>after meal sex</li> <li>i made pancakes sex</li> <li>good morning sex</li> <li>they kids are at school sex</li> <li>shower sex</li> <li>bored sex</li> <li>make up sex</li> <li>break up sex</li> <li>obama won sex</li> <li>romney lost sex</li> <li>monday sex</li> <li>tuesday sex</li> <li>wednesday sex</li> <li>thursday sex</li> <li>friday sex</li> <li>saturday sex</li> <li>monday sex</li> <li>there is nothing on tv sex</li> <li>i love you sex</li> </ul></blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51149365589http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51149365589Thu, 23 May 2013 10:36:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://penguinize.tumblr.com/post/48311368521/no-matter-how-many-gross-facts-you-tell-me-about">penguinize</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it</p> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51148836150http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51148836150Thu, 23 May 2013 10:24:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ab9qGrDB1qeee3yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comfortinthis.tumblr.com/post/51144032326/this-speaks-to-me-yahoo-on-the-right-tumblr-on">comfortinthis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This speaks to me….</p> <p>Yahoo on the right</p> <p>Tumblr on the left</p> </blockquote> <p>my god</p>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51148346115http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51148346115Thu, 23 May 2013 10:13:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fe59f2637eb89ced0dfaf372f06487f/tumblr_mn6ey1Ei161qhn78bo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2e8ed32e96ea56b8d5bbc959b278265/tumblr_mn6ey1Ei161qhn78bo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51130951715http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51130951715Thu, 23 May 2013 01:32:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt9t31N5P1qc07x9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51129464586http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51129464586Thu, 23 May 2013 01:02:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/612e98ac2a09aec452c6cdbf6c3ab7ce/tumblr_mn7wbj85xs1qzx3jto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/51092784291/the-debate-is-over-now-carry-on-arguing-about" class="tumblr_blog">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://nyti.ms/10QEiiR">The Debate is Over</a></strong></p> <p>Now carry on arguing about creamy vs. crunchy.</p></blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51129376281http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51129376281Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavlb3nZNQ1qemsteo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavlb3nZNQ1qemsteo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51117233255http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51117233255Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0239082424b63196629ccca0e238c836/tumblr_mf67kdQYvX1r3olkxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://humourprincess.tumblr.com/post/51057674912/concernedmom420-i-thought-the-towel-on-her-head">humourprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://concernedmom420.tumblr.com/post/38179887938">concernedmom420</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>i thought the towel on her head was the cats arm trying to push under </p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51116951869http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51116951869Wed, 22 May 2013 22:01:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37e9480759b80e2be7c38adec88553d9/tumblr_mmg7eiwNOZ1rjcfxro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51116822291http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51116822291Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82cd1ae1a35cfbcea24e5b3d4326e1f1/tumblr_mmy64a8soV1qd9h2yo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/51073170787/pale-guy-me-when-someone-aint-being-cool-to-my">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pale-guy.tumblr.com/post/50653606545">pale-guy</a>:</p> <p>Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.</p> <p>This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.</p> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51084091285http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51084091285Wed, 22 May 2013 14:41:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccb2d95ac6d4d8cfef4f069c74511cea/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo4_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b9ec1aeaab5e0011af0d7209480fa1f/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo5_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c31c125acb75a9bdd7fcb0c94dcf988/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo6_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lady-writes.tumblr.com/post/51033155084/buttlid-kymherz-ippinka-try-out-a-cool">lady-writes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttlid.tumblr.com/post/50947954509/kymherz-ippinka-try-out-a-cool-way-to">buttlid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kymherz.tumblr.com/post/50931979698/ippinka-try-out-a-cool-way-to-separate-egg">kymherz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.ippinka.com/post/50767486038/try-out-a-cool-way-to-separate-egg-yolks-from-egg">ippinka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Try out a cool way to <a href="http://www.ippinka.com/blog/life-tips-of-the-week-2/">separate egg yolks from egg whites</a>!</p> </blockquote> <p>this is genius.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is actually lifechanging</p> </blockquote> <p>AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1</p> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51049082364http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51049082364Wed, 22 May 2013 00:36:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c0310824d71a872a9112aba3ebd56a2/tumblr_mga33cunDJ1qz581wo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3113f109dce082b27f1e5244cb07733b/tumblr_mga33cunDJ1qz581wo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3145eecdaf81d19f1afd2c19f88ccfb/tumblr_mga33cunDJ1qz581wo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://oregon-dreaming.tumblr.com/post/49804046634/this-animal-is-called-a-quokka-and-it-is-the" class="tumblr_blog">oregon-dreaming</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <div> <p><em>This animal is called a Quokka and it is the happiest thing on the planet.</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p></blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51045275997http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51045275997Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peep-toe-shoes.tumblr.com/post/49859828913/jointhecarrotarmy-silence-insolace">peep-toe-shoes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jointhecarrotarmy.tumblr.com/post/49787574794/silence-insolace-solluxforpresident">jointhecarrotarmy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://silence-insolace.tumblr.com/post/49155012851/solluxforpresident-karkatforpresident">silence-insolace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solluxforpresident.tumblr.com/post/48180092209">solluxforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karkatforpresident.tumblr.com/post/48180038227/someone-bumped-into-my-chair-and-i-said-sorry">karkatforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/595854616d45bdc9dbb07c1d4451821b/tumblr_inline_mlduduYK4H1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f003baeddb196ecec40e01681f56711f/tumblr_inline_mlf7davUfH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/eeefc7db742151e39cd86b226a654bd1/tumblr_inline_mm0046Kadn1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/77a06cc09388fb369d01debd2b5965f8/tumblr_inline_mme38kF3Ct1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.<br/><br/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2d3b76971cc8756c13ef963ce8e155a3/tumblr_inline_mmfr1qlc9o1qac7yr.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51022426719http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51022426719Tue, 21 May 2013 18:50:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://run-cause-hitler.tumblr.com/post/50937472137/enayalate-h8-this-year-bbanditt-slett">run-cause-hitler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enayalate-h8-this-year.tumblr.com/post/39952620122">enayalate-h8-this-year</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bbanditt.tumblr.com/post/39916776275/slett-winchestercodependency-ibecameacat">bbanditt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slett.tumblr.com/post/39766963689/winchestercodependency-ibecameacat-what-if">slett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winchestercodependency.tumblr.com/post/39698950886/ibecameacat-what-if-all-your-fingers-just">winchestercodependency</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ibecameacat.tumblr.com/post/39644443793/what-if-all-your-fingers-just-turned-into-tongues">ibecameacat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do</p> </blockquote> <p>dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off</p> </blockquote> <p>“People with vaginas”</p> </blockquote> <p>what are those called again</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t remember</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for </p> </blockquote>http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51011303970http://vlpaulieb.tumblr.com/post/51011303970Tue, 21 May 2013 16:27:11 -0400