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i thought the towel on her head was the cats arm trying to push under
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Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.
This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1
This animal is called a Quokka and it is the happiest thing on the planet.
oh my god
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Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW
what the actual fuck
This is actually pretty cool
its really sweet though
am
am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.
This is actually lovely.
I saw the thumbnail of the video and couldn’t make out what it was, then saw the first two comments and thought to myself
“ugh… this is gonna get weird.”
the thing is, it was weird.
but deep.
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
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